top ten reasons why beer is better than jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves. 6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of...
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i love bella curro more than most all things.
They want me to tap-dance.
JUST COME HOME ALREADY GOD DAMNIT